China's Foxconn to Build Giant Factory in U.S., Promising 3,000 New Jobs
After Trump promises to get rid of our child labor laws.
Putin Orders U.S. Cut 755 Embassy Staff
Including spies, spies' assistants, and doorman.
Jeff Bezos Briefly Passes Bill Gates as World's Richest Person
After sneakily asking Gates if he has “two tens for a five.”
Cobras Smuggled Into Country in Potato Chip Cans
Bet you can't eat just one.