Monday, May 2, 2016

Oh, the irony...

Ironic Times

States of the Confederacy Increasingly Unhappy With Outcome of Civil War
Want rematch.
Maybe they'd finally STFU if we kicked their ass on TV...or maybe just cut off their welfare...
Boehner Calls Cruz “Lucifein the Flesh" and "Miserable Son of a Bitch”
Cruz: “Ask him again when he sobers up.”
In vino veritas. It's not true, though. Cruz actually exists.
Large Hadron Collider Shuts Down After Weasel Chews Though Cable
Weasel hurled into fourth dimension.
FBI Paid Over $1 Million to Unlock iPhone
Hacker's identity unknown, although we do know his mother told him not to spend it all in one place.

Monday, April 25, 2016

Oh, the irony...

Ironic Times

REMINDER
The increasingly extreme weather we're experiencing is a hoax.
Report: Dozens of Breakfast Foods Contain Residue of Monsanto's Weed Killer, Roundup
Monsanto now touts Roundup as “a great way to start your day.”
Agent Orange-i-os?
New York's Guggenheim Museum to Unveil Art Installation Consisting of Functional Solid Gold Toilet
It's on loan from American Embassy in Baghdad.
Intel Cuts 10,000 Jobs as Sales of PCs Plummet
Industry fears return to agrarian society.
I'm down wid it...

Saturday, April 23, 2016

Saturday Emmylou Blogging

This song always makes me think of a lady friend of mine. She grew up and is OK now. (smiley face)

Thanks to Elisvaldo Martins.

Monday, April 18, 2016

Oh, the irony...

Ironic Times

PUSH TO DECLASSIFY 28 PAGES OF 9/11 REPORT RELATING TO SAUDI INVOLVEMENT
Now that we have enough oil.
Revealed: Nixon's “War on Drugs” a Ruse to Go After Blacks, Protesters
Also revealed: It worked like a charm.
Woman to Replace Andrew Jackson on $20 Bill
New bill will be worth $16.
Surging Demand for Lithium Batteries Causes Price of Lithium to Double
Reaction among bipolar community mixed.
I don't know whether to laugh or cry...

Monday, April 11, 2016

Oh, the irony...

Ironic Times

THE BOSTON GLOBE PUBLISHES “TRUMP” EDITION, IMAGINING TRUMP PRESIDENCY
Decides against "Cruz" edition, fearing mass panic.
World's Rich, Powerful Implicated In Huge “Panama Papers” Leak Revealing Billions in Hidden Assets
They'll all be hauled into court any day now.
DOJ Shutters Non-Existent “University of Northern New Jersey” After Successful Sting
Received thousands of applications from former students at Trump University.
George Mason U. Changes Name of Antonin Scalia Law School When Acronym (ASSOL) Proves Embarrassing
It's been simplified to Asshole School of Law.