Off the 2004 reissue of Luxury Liner
Saturday, November 18, 2017
Monday, November 13, 2017
IN VIETNAM, TRUMP SAYS HE BELIEVES PUTIN'S CLAIM RUSSIA DIDN'T MEDDLE IN U.S. ELECTION
“I'll take the word of an ex-KGB operative over our boys any day,” he tweets.
Japan: President Trump Mistakenly Pours Late Emperor Hirohito's Ashes Into Koi Pond
Mishap occurs during somber tour of royal mausoleum.
Hollywood: Sexual Harassment Charges Force Studios to Recast Upcoming Films
Tilda Swinton takes over title role in The Sonny Liston Story.
Uber Announces Plans to Develop Pilotless Electric Flying Taxis for Los Angeles
New technology renders Trump's wall obsolete well before construction even begins.
Posted by Gordon at 11:59
Monday, November 6, 2017
Ironic Times was late today.
Republicans Deeply Divided, Dems in Disarray
Big opportunity for Monster Raving Loony Party to pick up some seats.
Papa John’s Blames Falling Sales on NFL Players Kneeling During Anthem
Not because their pizzas taste like players have been kneeling on them.
Collins Dictionary: 2017 Word Of the Year: Fake News
2018 Word of the Year: Impeachment.
Gen. Kelly: “Lack of an Ability to Compromise” Led to Civil War
If slaves had just “given a little,” he adds.
Posted by Gordon at 23:42
Saturday, November 4, 2017
Monday, October 30, 2017
Majority of White Americans Believe They Face Discrimination
As well as ridicule when telling others of their plight.
Two Glaciers in Antarctica Accelerate Toward Sea, Threaten Catastrophic 4-Foot Rise in Ocean Levels
Trump directs Army Corps of Engineers to develop “really great plan” to protect Mar-a-Lago.
After Complaints, Kellogg's to Replace Corn Pops Boxes Showing Brown Corn Pop as Janitor
New box will depict brown corn pop as ex-president.
Thousands of JFK Assassination Documents Released, Others Withheld at Request of FBI, CIA
Specifically, documents indicating whether or not Oswald acted alone, whether or not CIA, FBI were behind it.
Posted by Gordon at 12:18
Saturday, October 28, 2017
Monday, October 23, 2017
Poll: Majority of Voters Believe Trump “Not Fit to Serve as President”
Fit to serve as doorman at Trump Tower
Bill O'Reilly Gets Job Back After Settling $32 Million Sexual Harassment Suit
He'll return to his role as America's moral arbiter.
Man Rescued in Pakistan Surprised Trump President, Thought Taliban Captors Joking
Says he's returning to Pakistan.
Trump Says Renoir in Trump Tower Genuine, Despite Art Institute of Chicago's Proof to the Contrary
Experts also dispute Trump's claim Renoir painted it “just for me.”
Posted by Gordon at 12:11