Monday, July 18, 2016
Cleveland Says It's Ready For GOP Convention
Clears streets of homeless drunks to make room for Republican drunks.
Release of Once-Classified Section of 9/11 Report Confirms Saudi Involvement
We know XXXXXX met with XXXXX and spoke with XXXXXXX.
Republican Platform Declares Pornography “Public Health Problem”
Money saved from cancelling Obamacare would be used to stamp out pornography.
Olympics: IOC Providing 450,000 Condoms for 10,000 Athletes
A new record.
Posted by Gordon at 02:49
Saturday, July 16, 2016
Monday, July 11, 2016
Congressional Republicans Blocking Funds to Fight Spread of Zika Virus Through Contraception
Deem deformed babies small price to pay for hindering Planned Parenthood.
UK: 6,000-Page Chilcot Report Levels Damning Criticism at Blair, Decision to Go to War
Calls him “Bush's poodle” 583 times.
Olympics: Rio Drug-Testing Lab Suspended
Expect every record to be broken.
Swiss Coffee Shop, The Fellatio Cafe, Lists Oral Sex on Its Menu
Upping ante in its quest to surpass Starbucks.
Posted by Gordon at 12:14
Saturday, July 9, 2016
Monday, July 4, 2016
Survey: Partisan Divide Deeper Than Ever; Public Split Evenly
Half of us can't stand angry, xenophobic, homophobic racists; other half are angry, xenophobic, homophobic racists.
Trump Keeps Changing Mind on Abortion, Torture, Muslims
Republican Party leaders switch from Extra Strength Advil to OxyContin.
Legal Scholars: Trump a Threat To 1st Amendment
Trump supporters: who cares, as long as he protects 2nd Amendment.
Alien Contact Still 1,500 Years Away, Cornell Researchers SayWhew! That's a relief...
Surrender, submission, eventual slaughter by aliens at least 1,600 years away.
Posted by Gordon at 12:09